Starting A New Job As A Tour Guide Gifts

"Stay together and follow my finger."

"...and over there, are the foothills of Misery Mountain."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Sparkling Water

Snowmen Around The World...

Tourists and their Pets.

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast