Starting A Dog-walking Business Gifts

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Too Much Coffee Man

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"This is the director of our customer loyalty program."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'Yes, you're right! We have increased our initial investment.'

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Does your dog like ‘Westworld’? If not, this is kind of pointless."

"How long have you been self-employed?"

The Non-erotic Adventures of Patty Williams