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Working Marriage

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

' A good idea '

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

6 Brothers Falafel

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Likes: $2.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

The Rubber Ball Company

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'