New Business Partnership T-Shirts

Two men dancing happily together

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"I love your optimism."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."