New Business Partnership Gifts

Two men dancing happily together

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"I love your optimism."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"