Starting A Business Together Mugs

Working Marriage

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

Robot Parts $5

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

' A good idea '

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Selling lemon latt�

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

6 Brothers Falafel

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Likes: $2.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'