Starting A Brewing Business Gifts

"So much for that vintage!"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

You've Had Enough!

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Bottle Distillery

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'