Starter Of Deep Debates Gifts

"Who's next?"

"You're fired."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Trump Mask

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Pickle

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'...and on that you have my word.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Obama: Problems causing instability.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Voter impatience.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'