Starship Captain At Heart T-Shirts

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Sailor boy

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submarine Hunter.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

Sportknitting

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'