Starship Captain At Heart T-Shirts

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

The Dubloon Stops Here

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Distractions.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Sailor boy

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Suez Canal Curse

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Submarine Hunter.

Leonard Nimoy

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

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