Ship Captains Of The Mind T-Shirts

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

Remote control pirate bully

The Dubloon Stops Here

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Distractions.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

Sportknitting

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"We're luckier than most people..."