Stars And Moons Stylist Gifts

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Punkins

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Solar Flares

Fortune Tellers Convention

Satan

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Perfect."

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"Would you like to see the top on Google Earth?"

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

"It comes with three speeds. Lo, Hi, and Highway."

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

"Does my bum look big in this?"