Starry-eyed Accountant T-Shirts

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Vincent Van Og.

A Space Walk

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Astronaut

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Only in the newspapers.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"I hope it's not contagious."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'