Starry-eyed Accountant Pillows

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Shoot For The Moon

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

A Space Walk

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Only in the newspapers.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Astronaut

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

The Milky Way Galaxy: 'You are here.'