Staring Contests Pillows

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Rhea of the Year.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Best in Heat.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

Dog show success

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'You are the unwisest man...goodbye.'

The Apprentice

America's Next Top Baby