Staring Contest Enthusiast Pillows

Most experienced fishermen know better than to get involved in staring contests.

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Putin and Zelensky

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

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'Rhea of the Year.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Eight puns

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"You just blinked — I saw you blink first. OK, again. Ready? Go!"

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Builders fighting over projects.

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Well, as a matter of fact, I think you're a pinhead too!'

Tug the Toggle

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'