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Cola Observatory

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"We won!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

'Watch this space.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Space bee

At the space-time institute.

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Alpha Centauri

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"