Stargazing Soda Lover Pillows

Cola Observatory

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"We won!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'Watch this space.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Space bee

'Stop staring at my wife.'

At the space-time institute.

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

Energy Drinks

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."