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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Cats on the couch.

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"Apple harvest."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'Another nice wave.'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Hiker's right of way.

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

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'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

Carpenter's Workshop.

Scarecrow Painting

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Clock

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

"We seem to be picking up background radiation from two sources. Was there also a little bang?"

"As the seasons come and go, the fields play 'good crop, bad crop'."

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."