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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Cats on the couch.

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"Apple harvest."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

David Bowie

'Another nice wave.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Melanie Griffith

"Is this 'pollocks'."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Fan club

Hiker's right of way.

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Will you please stop yelling "nailed it" every time you hammer something!

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

Diane Kruger

'It's Howard Schultz calling. Does newly discovered planet Kepler 186F have an atmosphere suitable for a starbucks.'

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.

Carpenter's Workshop.

Scarecrow Painting

Mark Wahlberg

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Clock

'Oh yes... and I'll want one for the wife as well.'

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

"We seem to be picking up background radiation from two sources. Was there also a little bang?"

"Ashes to ashes, stardust to stardust..."

Maria Leon

"How do ya like that? Just when I finish cleaning up from one dust storm, here comes another!"

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."