Starbucks Aficionado Prints

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Welcome Spring.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Two vegans, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Would you all please congatulate...'