Coffee Devotee Prints

"It's not what I was expecting."

IT security.

"I had a wonderful time. Would you like to come up for a Half Caff, Ristretto, Quad Grande, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Double Soy, Skinny Latte?"

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

Pardon me, sir, do you know how you're being lied to today? Not before my coffee. That's not coffee. Huh? It's watered-down coffee mixed with red dye made of crushed beetles, to make it appear richer. You're drinking beetle juice! I feel like streaming a movie, for some reason.

Will work for a refill.

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'

God faced a conundrum, he needed to create the world and everything in it but at the same time he couldn't start his day without a coffee!

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'I apologize, but I can't talk until my coffee gets to right...about...here...'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Man's best friends."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"