Star Sign Storyteller Gifts

'A Capricorn, eh? I'm a Leo.'

"He's a nice enough guy, but he never shuts up. Sometimes, I wish VIrgos really were mutable."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Local News in Heaven

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Ill next Thursday

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"So much for eternal rest."

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

He's very defensive about his personal space.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

The dark side of the moon

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

'She loved me...'

"I'll call it 'Saturn'. Hey - that's got a nice ring to it. . !"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.