Star Seller Mugs

"I sell space."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Sue the Author 3PM

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Author does not do tricks."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Soaring Profits

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Crime in bookshop

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser