Online Seller Superstar Mugs

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Author does not do tricks."

Sue the Author 3PM

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

Soaring Profits

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Crime in bookshop

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction