Standing Up For Oneself Pillows

They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

Mod Kwan Doh

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

I heart my bum.

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'

Don't worry! It's within walking distance.

The power of positive affirmations

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

'Oh, yeah! 'Those are lemmings, let's follow them', you said.'

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"Happy National Pride Month."

"I'm supposed to warn you of the perils of being your own attorney...but I can't do it with a straight face."

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'

"Why hide it. I do this for me."

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"Discrimination, harassment, humiliation...men do some awful things to women, but that doesn't mean we should start picking on them!"

ALFRED HITCHCOCK WAS AN OLD WHITE DUDE

I'd like to act as my own attorney, your honor, and if found guilty, I'd like to act as my own prison guard.

'There's nothing wrong with your antlers, pal, but why not live a little?'

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'