Standing Up For Oneself Pillows

They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

Mod Kwan Doh

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'A second opinion? -- Are you trying to mess with my self-esteem?'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

The power of positive affirmations

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

'Oh, yeah! 'Those are lemmings, let's follow them', you said.'

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself and others will believe in you!'"

"I'm supposed to warn you of the perils of being your own attorney...but I can't do it with a straight face."

"Happy National Pride Month."

'Isn't this better? I told you we could change things if we just stood up to them!'

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

'There's nothing wrong with your antlers, pal, but why not live a little?'

ALFRED HITCHCOCK WAS AN OLD WHITE DUDE

Sigh - '' - 'Waaaaah!' - '' - 'Hey! I'm not that fat!!!' - '' -

"Why hide it. I do this for me."

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

"Discrimination, harassment, humiliation...men do some awful things to women, but that doesn't mean we should start picking on them!"

Ashley the Approval Seeker