Stand-up Chef Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their kitchen or dining space with a pillow that captures their witty culinary personality. Perfect for relaxing after a hard day of cooking and cracking jokes.

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"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'." mockup

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.' mockup

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

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Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough. mockup

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

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"Stephen and I are today's special." mockup

"Stephen and I are today's special."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you." mockup

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

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'Your French dip, sir.'

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'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.' mockup

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

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"States of tofu"

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"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon." mockup

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

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'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.' mockup

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

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''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!' mockup

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

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Chez Nous Menu

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"It's how he would have wanted to go." mockup

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs." mockup

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

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6 Brothers Falafel

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Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30. mockup

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

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Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers. mockup

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

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Night of the Latkes

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"Would you like some wings?"

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Cookbooks

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Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

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"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients." mockup

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

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"Ninja bread men"

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"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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Wok. Don't Wok.

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"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second." mockup

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!' mockup

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

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"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!" mockup

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

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"Two vegans, please."

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Honest Vending

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"Is the MSG local?"

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Stand-up Chef Pillows Collection

Stand-up Chef Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs for your stand-up chef? Discover a wide range of witty and creative designs to keep them smiling with every coffee break.

Stand-up Chef Prints

Brighten up their culinary space with a funny and creative print that celebrates their stand-up chef personality. Perfect for the kitchen or dining room.

Stand-up Chef T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to match your stand-up chef’s comedic style. Our fun and witty tees make great gifts for culinary jokesters and kitchen entertainers.