Stairlift Sprinter T-Shirts

'Oh he's sporty all right - he can be up and down on his stairlift in under ten minutes'

"OK, ready to go again?"

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Runner Bean...

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

"No, you come in on four."

Running Stairs

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'I can't find my keys!'

The coward's way out.

"Stop! You're killing me!"

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

'Tripped over the cat.'

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'