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"Stop! You're killing me!"

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Man and dog on treadmills.

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Walking To School Simulator

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

Executive fitness.

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Academy.

At the baby oil factory.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Damn speed hump!"

Bull Treadmill

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'