Treadmill Sprinter T-Shirts

"Stop! You're killing me!"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"I got tired of being the 800-pound gorilla cliche. My goal is to be the 300-pound cliche."

"OK, ready to go again?"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Man and dog on treadmills.

Olympic Torch Training

Walking To School Simulator

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Still on your left."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"It's improv night."

Executive fitness.

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.