Treadmill Runner T-Shirts

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Crisis at the health club.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

Capitalism Runs Forward

Dog Walking Services

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Olympic Torch Training

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Wilfried Zaha

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Still on your left."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

At the baby oil factory.

"Damn speed hump!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Bull Treadmill

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Academy.