Treadmill Runner Pillows

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Crisis at the health club.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

I know they run sideways, but does it have to stare at me the whole time?

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Capitalism Runs Forward

Dog Walking Services

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"OK, ready to go again?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Robber on treadmill

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Walking To School Simulator

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Olympic Torch Training

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Wilfried Zaha

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"Still on your left."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Academy.