Stair Savvy Strategist T-Shirts

Ace Stair Lift graph.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cat Trap,

Unusual Staircase

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Bear bends hunter's guns.

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

How David Really Won

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

Muggers.

After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

Fake beggar.

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Air Billiards

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

'Poker tournament sponsors have to report all winnings over $5,000. I quit at $4,999.'

'At 15 he's too slow to chase mice anymore, but he's compensated by becoming much more clever.'

I know it's cheating, but you have to admit it's pretty clever!