Stair Savvy Strategist Prints

Ace Stair Lift graph.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Cat Trap,

Sidewalk the game

Bear bends hunter's guns.

Unusual Staircase

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

Muggers.

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

Fake beggar.

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Poker tournament sponsors have to report all winnings over $5,000. I quit at $4,999.'

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Air Billiards

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

I know it's cheating, but you have to admit it's pretty clever!