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"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Battle.

"Since the merger we've managed to engotiate joint strategy, budgets, and client support...But they still can't agree on who has the office stapler."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Sidewalk the game

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

The wheel.