Stage Whispers Pillows

Casting for Heroes series II.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Modern Major General

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'I'm a star!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'We had to donwsize.'