Stage Whispers Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'I'm a star!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,