Stage Shiner Pillows

First Violin Recital.

"Just be yourself."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Ladies

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Tina Turner

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Magic Tricks

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Ballet dancer.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'