Stage Drama Fans Gifts

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

Senta jumps into the sea

Scarpia from Tosca

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Eurydice in prison

"Returns"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'I give it six months.'

Brunhilde

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."