Stadium Wanderers Pillows

Playing Fetch.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Fight or Flight

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Technological Dependence.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Guy in gym

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Internet Restaurant

Arch of Triumph Save

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Keep Off The Hay

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."