Stadium Wanderers Pillows

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Playing Fetch.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Fight or Flight

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Technological Dependence.

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

Guy in gym

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Internet Restaurant

Arch of Triumph Save

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Keep Off The Hay

Fan-Centric Stadium

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Football fans in corona times