Stable Care Pillows

'What hurt most was being beaten by a two-year old!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Handle With Care

"Careful."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Card: Get Human Soon!

Stable boys and Scottsman

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Caution Student Driver.

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Care Home Eject Button.

"My butt is loose!"

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"