Squirrel Singer Pillows

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Hats and Food

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Life's a Bench.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Consider yourself chased."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"