Spy Thrillers Gifts

The Bourne Eternity

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

John le Carre goes to MI6 heaven-RIP

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

50 Year Celebrations.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

Austin Powers

Pet Drone

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Daniel Craig caricature

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

MI5 Press Office

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

Moby the Private Dick.

The Spy Who Loved Me

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

Roger Moore

Say It Ain't So, Ho

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'