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Wonderland Intelligence Agency. Humpty Dumpty's going undercover on a covert assignment. He's an "eggplant"!

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

007's Dating Mishaps

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

A spy peering round the corner.

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

The National Conversation Starts Here

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Two men converse secretively

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'