Spy Stories Gifts

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'The FDA hasn't approved these pills yet, but the CIA swears by them!'

'Mr Ben! He's in here somewhere...'

"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

I'm not avoiding you!

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'He's always been fascinated with disguises.'

"One final question... Are you now or have you ever been a whistleblower?"

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"I spy with my little eye…"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."