Spy Stories Prints

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'The FDA hasn't approved these pills yet, but the CIA swears by them!'

'Mr Ben! He's in here somewhere...'

"Sorry 008, nothing for you again..."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

I'm not avoiding you!

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'He's always been fascinated with disguises.'

"One final question... Are you now or have you ever been a whistleblower?"

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Milkin' Impossible

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'