Sprout Nurturer T-Shirts

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

North Pole

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

'In Love'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Population rocket

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.