Vine Nurturer T-Shirts

'In Love'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

The Cat Spa

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Population rocket

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Mother's Love

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'