Egg Nurturer T-Shirts

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

North Pole

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'In Love'

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

The Cat Spa

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.