Sprocket Enthusiasts Mugs

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Let's scoot."

Biker At Museum

'The penguin is upset...'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"It's worse than I thought."

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Biker and Cyclist.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Bicycle Pie Chart