Sprocket Enthusiasts T-Shirts

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

Biker At Museum

'The penguin is upset...'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

Cow outboard engine

"It's worse than I thought."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Biker and Cyclist.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

Bicycle Pie Chart