Engine Enthusiasts Mugs

'No-Freaking-Idea-Speak.'

'Here's your problem, mate. You know nothing about cars, and I could be telling you any old rubbish.'

'LLLLLeave me alone. . . It's so cold! It's so cold! It's so cold!'

Fluffy's purring is a little rough. I think she needs a tuneup!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Biker and Cyclist.

If petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'