Engine Aficionado Mugs

"Listen to this baby purr."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Demanding father

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Student driver and a student mechanic.

My dad loves his motor.

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

'This is one of the first micros...early diesel.'

Motor-blender.

"It sounds like your problem is your carburetor."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.