Engine Aficionado Mugs

"Listen to this baby purr."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Demanding father

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'There will be a 20-minute delay in my presentation of the gasoline combustion engine.'

Student driver and a student mechanic.

My dad loves his motor.

'Harold is an auto mechanic. He just can't get enough of his job!'

'This is one of the first micros...early diesel.'

Motor-blender.

"It sounds like your problem is your carburetor."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Useless add-ons.