Engine Aficionados Mugs

Travel Pills.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Penguin Remote

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Biker At Museum

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'