Engine Aficionados Mugs

Travel Pills.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Penguin Remote

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Biker At Museum

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.